I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours
plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over
Edward and (a) Jackdaw
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex